Confusingous

Hobo backwards spells oboh which doesn’t really mean anything.

If the Phillies win the Phall Classic in Philadelphia, would you spell euphoria with an ‘f?’

P.S. – 2008 World Champs! Go Phils!

If you are in such a state that your state of mind borders on a state of confusion, take a breath and state your name and name your state.

No matter how hard you try, there will always be someone dumber than you.

If you can’t hear music where there is some, consult an ear doctor. If you can hear music where there is none, consult a psychiatrist.

If your glass is half-empty, are you half-full-of-it?

A good book can be enjoyed while a bad book can be used as a weapon.

No matter how bad things seem, keep in mind that there is always someone uglier than you out there!