You can try harder than your hardest. But you cannot try hardest than your hardest. That would be too hard.
Archive for January, 2009
Fortune for a Friday
Friday, January 30th, 2009Confusingous Thinks It’s Time You Learned More About:
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Fortune for a Thursday
Thursday, January 29th, 2009A little bit of plutonium goes a long way.
Can’t Wait Until 2010?
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009Well, RBNY has offered us a virtual view of Red Bull Arena.
Fortune for a Wednesday
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009A ten gallon hat was never meant to hold milk. Who wants to consume ten gallons of milk at once?
Fortune for a Tuesday
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009It’s no illusion that a little Cheap Trick is a bit of magic.
Confusingous Lives For Acronyms -
Monday, January 26th, 2009Fancy Pantsy:
Fanatical
Aspirational
Notions
Centering
Your
Priorities
Against
Nominal
Thought
Sensational
Yearnings
Note: This has already had practical usage in the life of Confusingous
Confusingous Thinks It’s Time You Learned More About:
Monday, January 26th, 2009THE YEAR OF THE CAT!
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The New Whalers??
Monday, January 26th, 2009‘Citing a renaissance of the downtown area, Hartford Mayor Eddie Perez and some business leaders met with NHL commissioner Gary Bettman to discuss the possibility of tearing down the XL Center and building a new arena on that site for an NHL team, a project that would take five years. The Whalers, of course, left for Carolina in 1997. The mayor would have my vote.’ – Steve Zipay
Fortune for a Monday
Monday, January 26th, 2009Angioplasty is not for the faint of heart.
Yet another enemy emerges for the Jersey Rockhoppers!
Friday, January 23rd, 2009And they are called the Hyannis Storm.
Confusingous hates them already!
Tokio Hotel Plays Jenga!
Friday, January 23rd, 2009Confusingous Thinks Miley Went Too Far -
Friday, January 23rd, 2009It is one thing to want to dress like a rocker. It is another to disgrace the good name of Iron Maiden by dressing like a confused heroin addict.
Confusingous Thinks It’s Time You Learned More About:
Friday, January 23rd, 2009The Cathouse!

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Red Bull Arena Opening Delayed Until 2010
Friday, January 23rd, 2009For those of us who were looking forward to seeing the Red Bulls play in their new home in Harrison, NJ, Ives has some bad news.
Fortune for a Friday
Friday, January 23rd, 2009Note: Confusingous does not like to borrow fortunes, but he felt this one was too good not to share.
‘As a cure for worry work is better than whiskey.’ – Golden Bowl Fortune Cookie Co.
Fortune for a Thursday
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009If your word is your bond, what is your sentence?
Confusingous Thinks It’s Time You Learned More About:
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
Confusingous Thinks It’s Time You Learned More About:
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
Fortune for a Wednesday
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009If toys came to life, would they need to eat?
