Confusingous

Is there such a thing as an aftclosure? How about a portclosure (not a port closure which can be bad for the shipping industry)?

You’d figure by now we would have a different names for dishwashers seeing as it can be man or machine.

Getting down with your bad self seems counterproductive. Your bad self probably does not want to get anything done. Your good self would probably be a more fruitful self with which to get down with.

If life’s a beach, what tide is it?

One man’s belated birthday is another man’s early birthday.

Was classical music always called classical music? It would seem pompous to call something you are currently writing classic.

While trying to get your point across, pointing is still rude.

Read a book backwards and upside down once in your life. It will give you a different perspective on things. And potentially a headache

One man’s trash could be another man’s treasure, but it probably is still junk.

Somehow Death by Chocolate is less appealing than just consuming chocolate. Chocolate is not a valiant means of demise.

If you are a 9-5, use your 5-9 wisely!

Turning back the hands of time is difficult with a digital clock.