Archive for March, 2009
When going in circles, take time to find the corners.
When traveling, always carry a moral compass. Then shove it down the throat of anyone who disagrees with you.
If Hell is for children, is Heaven for young adults?
Antiques are just old new stuff.
Sailors are a strange lot. However, a carny sailor would be stranger.
Chev is back!
While awaiting the punchline, remain vigilant against the suckerpunchline.
Confusingous is not certain when Jack Cafferty flew off the handle. He is not sure if it truly can be pinpointed. However, he truly enjoyed reading an excerpt from his new book, Now or Never, called ‘Parents, your kids aren’t that special’.
Confusingous does not despise children. He despises the ones that run rampant in his world. And he despises the parents that allow them to do it. Bless you, Jack. Bless you.
Eating mud pie is more messy than eating humble pie. But listening to Humble Pie is divine.
Is there anything as painful as a busted bracket?
Have a penny, leave a penny. Need a penny, take a penny. Eat a penny, need a doctor.
Why must everything be like riding a bicycle?
Only time will tell. But, Confusingous predicts three Big East teams will join him in Detroit for the Final Four. UConn, Lousiville and ‘Nova. UNC will spoil the Big East lovefest with a quarterfinal defeat of Syracuse.
The Seer has spoken.
After conquering Bacon Bits, you’d figure man would have tackled Steak Bits by now.