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When going in circles, take time to find the corners.

When traveling, always carry a moral compass. Then shove it down the throat of anyone who disagrees with you.

If Hell is for children, is Heaven for young adults?

Antiques are just old new stuff.

Sailors are a strange lot. However, a carny sailor would be stranger.

While awaiting the punchline, remain vigilant against the suckerpunchline.

Eating mud pie is more messy than eating humble pie. But listening to Humble Pie is divine.

Is there anything as painful as a busted bracket?

Have a penny, leave a penny. Need a penny, take a penny. Eat a penny, need a doctor.

Why must everything be like riding a bicycle?

After conquering Bacon Bits, you’d figure man would have tackled Steak Bits by now.