Archive for April, 2009

Swine Flu Fears Hits The Arsenal!

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Thank You, ESPN

Carlos Vela (ESPN)

Gunner Carlos Vela had to be quarentined because some friends from Mexico visited him. After a day in quarentine he has been cleared for release and should be available for the Champions League clash against Manchester United (blah).

Fortunes on Hiatus -

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Confusingous will be out on another one of his searches for wisdom within the American South. His first one introduced him to the concept of gravy for breakfast. Who knows what countless wonders he will return with this time??

So, if you are in need of fortunes, be sure to check out the archives!

Fortune for a Tuesday

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Rules are meant to be broken, but rulers are not meant to be fixed.

Fortune for a Monday

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Making complexity complex will complicate your computations.

Do you like good tunage?

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Confusingous hooks you up:

UConn Football gets Draft Day Press!!

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Check it out here!

Note: finally, it’s not about which team does not have anyone getting picked!

The End of the Hasheem Thabeet Wallpaper Saga

Friday, April 24th, 2009

You may remember Confusingous’ plea to Hasheem Thabeet to stay at UConn that was run a few weeks back. And you may remember his promise to keep the Hasheem Thabeet wallpaper up on his PC for as long as he was still eligible to play for UConn. Well, the wallpaper is down.

It has been reported that, indeed, Hasheem has hired an agent. So the wallpaper is down.

You may also remember that Our Resident Seer also promised that his Frank Zappa wallpaper would return once he confirmed that Hasheem was no longer eligible to play. Well, he was so struck with this gem that he had to put it up:

Classic Knicks!

So, Hasheem, you have been replaced by Marcus Camby (UMass guy, YUCK!), Allan Houston (will the Knicks ever not be paying this guy?), Latrell Sprewell (hope he can feed his family, still), LJ ‘Four Point Play‘ and Mark Jackson (he was better when he wore 13).

So, Confusingous wishes you luck in the NBA, Hasheem.
Now, please go to NY!

Fortune for a Friday

Friday, April 24th, 2009

If you underestimate the unpredicatable, estimating the prediction will be unwise.

Keeping up with The Huskies -

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Confusingous knows. It’s tough to keep up with all the Huskies in the NBA (of which there are more than any other school – take that Duke/UNC). It’s sooooo overwhelming that it makes you just want to give up.

Well, fear not. If you scroll to the bottom of the site you will see the widget that helps you track you favorite Huskies in the NBA! And if you need more of a fix, click on the widget for more info.

You can thank our Resident Seer in the next life.

The Shot …

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

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Fortune for a Thursday

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

If you are afraid to fail, then do not try. That way I can succeed.

Fortune for a Wednesday

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?

The Phanatic Has a Birthday -

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Check it out here.

Fortune for a Tuesday

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

It’s always best to complain when no one will listen because then you can also complain about how no one listen to you complain.

Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama???

Monday, April 20th, 2009

In the immortal words of Peter Frampton, ‘This is an oldie but a goodie’:

Fortune for a Monday

Monday, April 20th, 2009

What’s a jig without a jug, you mug?

CRYPTO-NATE!

Friday, April 17th, 2009

This makes Confusingous uncomfortable …

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Eddy Curry’s Motown Diet?

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Thank

We hope the court is re-inforced

Confusingous read a report on Fannation.com where they cited an article in the New York Post that stated that Eddy Curry was going to Detroit to seek out the help of a nutritionist in order to lose weight and be in shape so that he may fit in his uniform for next season.

While the article itself is humorous, our Resident Seer chuckled most at this comment on the post from Don_C in Monroe, MI:

‘Is he going to watch tapes of 2008 Lions games? That would make me want to throw up – and I would probably lose weight.’

Hopefully it won’t include the ‘highlight’ of Dan Orlovsky rolling out into the back of the endzone. Finally, a UConn football player in the NFL gets on SportsCenter!

Fortune for a Friday

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Blaming the dog is like crying wolf: at some point you are going to get mauled.