Confusingous

Turning on to what turns you off is a good way to tune in to things you tune out.

You can be cruel to a heart that’s either false or none of the above.

Resetting your watch won’t allow you to avoid a time to change.

No shoes. No shirt. No cactus.

A cover-all, by definition, is doomed to fail.

Car washes are great for pick-up lines. Sedan and coupe lines as well.

If you do not know, I will not tell you. If you know, could you tell me?

Climbing a slippery slope with a rope is dope; without one is a big nope.

If you have the blues, wear some really weird clothing. Hopefully the time spent changing into them will allow the bad vibes to pass. But then you may get the blues for looking like an idiot. If so, put on some normal looking clothes. If that gives you the blues, repeat step one.