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‘A good pair of boots are best for two things: looking good and feeling good.’ – Some other contractor in Wyoming

‘Never come at a horse from the back, a bull from the front, or a fool from any direction.’ -some contractor in Wyoming

‘You can’t stop sh*t from getting on your shoes, but try not to track it in the kitchen.’ – Big A. Bennett

If you see the meadow, say hi to the shepherd.

At the end of the day, it’s up to you to go to sleep.

Double meanings can be taken the wrong way twice.

A big happy birthday to the Big Man A-Bennett!

If the pioneers had Internet access, things would have been different.

No matter how many times you hear it, you will need to hear it more. But it is what you make of it.

You will learn something new about yourself today. For instance, SURPRISE!, you are a Martian.

Humor is in the eye of the beholder. Or ear if applicable.

Seeing the forest from the trees is not the best way to aim to please.