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Archive for August, 2009
Fortune for a Monday
Monday, August 31st, 2009Today’s Frenchy!
Friday, August 28th, 2009
Ever need to speak Klingon?
Friday, August 28th, 2009It happens all the time. You are in the market and need to buy some Romulan Ale but you cannot bargain with the merchant because they speak Klingon.
Well, now that won’t be a problem because Confusingous has located a guide for Klingon Phrases!
You can thank him in Romulan Ale!
Fortune for a Friday
Friday, August 28th, 2009A horse is a horse unless, of course, it’s a sawhorse.
France vs. England!!
Thursday, August 27th, 2009FIGHT!
Fortune for a Thursday
Thursday, August 27th, 2009You will see something today. A fortune, perhaps.
It’s a good day to own a Camaro!
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009As if there was ever a bad day to own one. But, today is extra sweet because owning a Camaro gets you FREE PIZZA!
Too good to be true? Well check out this!
Fortune for a Wednesday
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009Respiration rhymes with perspiration. Think about that one.
Fortune for a Tuesday
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009As a house is not a home, a dwarf is not a gnome.
Fortune for a Monday
Monday, August 24th, 2009A couch groove is like an old friend.
Ryan Howard can hit home runs.
Friday, August 21st, 2009Doubt Confusingous, check this out.
Fortune for a Friday
Friday, August 21st, 2009A motel is just and incomplete hotel.
Somehow this seems to be in poor taste …
Thursday, August 20th, 2009While Confusingous believes in redemption, somehow this seems to be too much too soon:
NFL selling Vick dog jersey
What’s next, a Donte Stallworth beer koozie? If you own a dog and a twisted sense of humor, the NFL is ready and willing to help turn your four-legged friend into a Michael Vick fan for the small fee of $39.99 plus tax and shipping. That’s the price you’ll pay for the “custom pet jersey” selling on the NFL’s Web site at NFLshop.com, where a Daily News reporter placed an order Wednesday for a Philadelphia Eagles dog jersey, size large, with the No. 7 and the name “VICK” on the back. – New York Daily News
Cool, yet functional…
Thursday, August 20th, 2009How often have you said ‘Where is that consargit bottle opener?’ or ‘I sure wish I had a bottle opener!’
Well, now, you can be cool and prepared for those moments! Check out this beauty:
Not only will you look amazingly cool wearing it, but you will always be prepared for those times when someone just needs a bottle opener! And it’s not as ‘too cool for school’ as those dumb belt buckles that have a bottle opener on it. This one says ‘I’m extremely awesome and I do not have to point out that my belt also doubles as a bottle opener.’ And isn’t that all we want in life?
You can purchase it for the bargain price of $19.99 here. Hurry while supplies last!
Fortune for a Thursday
Thursday, August 20th, 2009A hot dog is tastier than a cool cat. At least it’s cooked.
Fortune for a Wednesday
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009The fastest way is never the slowest.
Fortune for a Tuesday
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Dick says that it doesn’t take a Sports Authority to run for the Finish Line if you have the right gear in your Foot Locker.
(oh, and for those brands mentioned, the bill is in the mail because Confusingous don’t do nothin’ for free!)
Quote of the Night:
Monday, August 17th, 2009Taken from the Mets broadcast of the Mets/Giants game (August 17, 2009):
Gary Cohen: And the Mets need to travel to Florida, Colorado and Chicago …
Keith Hernandez: And also Denver.
Gary Cohen: Uh. That’s Colorado.
Fortune for a Monday
Monday, August 17th, 2009A can-do attitude is necessary at a cannery.
Fortune for a Friday
Friday, August 14th, 2009Fear is a state of mind. It borders the frontal lobe.
