Confusingous

Sometimes you are the duck. Sometimes you are the string.

It doesn’t matter what you want, it’s ugly anyway.

If you don’t know, invent something. Make it clever with marshmallows and celephane.

If you think about it, you will know what it is.

Do honky tonk angels play pedal steel instead of harps?

Why are all people in porn porn stars and not everyone in movies are movie stars?

Pretend you are a statue for a year to see what it feels like.

Screaming at a loud concert is the best way to get your voice heard.

Jumping is the easiest way to get nowhere.

Shake hands with your enemy, then kick them in the pants.

Write the name of your hometown backwards. Then say that backwards. Impressive?

Flying is for the birds.

Do you find boring and bore?

Swimming is for the fishes.

What do military excercises do to the constitution of the USS Constitution?