Confusingous

The best toids are factoids.

Food poisoning is the voice of food.

Confusingous wishes you and yours a prosperous holiday.

Canned laughter is a must for bomb shelter supplies.

A sweet taste is bitter to the nose.

A mile walked is one less mile ran.

Knowing where you stand is important to your feet.

A new situation is most likely just an old one updated.

You know things have gone to hell when even ‘SciFi’ needs to be shortened.

According to wrestling, any rule can be broken as long as it’s less than three seconds.

If you can’t take it, leave it.

It’s always good to air something out, unless it’s a boulder.

A ballad is only as good as the subject.

Sleep walking reveals a subconscious desire to walk.