Archive for January, 2010

Best Commercial, ever.

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Dawning of the Cool Guy

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Paul Dianno

Fortune for a Friday

Friday, January 29th, 2010

It’s a worried man that does not worry about worrying.

Fortune for a Wednesday

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Fat content in email is not spam.

Fortune for a Tuesday

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

What if pedal steel guitars were made of clouds?

Fortune for a Monday

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Say it ain’t so so you don’t have to say it.

Fortune for a Friday

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Do if you can, can’t if you don’t.

Fortune for a Thursday

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

To be functional should not be a goal but a verb.

Fortune for a Wednesday

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

When giving directions, always use a square root.

Fortune for a Tueday

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Try and find three uses for a thimble.

Red Bull Arena update!

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Thank you 880 AM!

Fortune for a Friday

Friday, January 15th, 2010

If you come upon a fork in the road, pick it up and see if it’s clean.

Fortune for a Thursday

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

What does a vegetarian do in a dog eat dog world?

Fortune for a Wednesday

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

If something inside is telling you to do something, punch it to make sure it is not messing around.

Fortune for a Tuesday

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

If art imitates life, why do mimes act so weird?

Fortune for a Monday

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Live for today, but try to be here tomorrow.

Friday Funnies from the ‘In Bad Taste’ files :

Friday, January 8th, 2010

From Mr. Roderick George Toombs (aka Roddy Piper) -

A guy is talking to another guy and says ‘I’ve had three wives.’
The other guy says ‘Wow. What happened to them?’
The guy says ‘Well, the first two died of mushroom poisoning.’
The other guy says ‘That’s terrible. What happened to the third?’
The guy says ‘She died of severe head trauma.’
The other guy says ‘Jeez. What happened?’
The guy says ‘Well, she wouldn’t eat the poisoned mushrooms.’

And now, one from Mr. Ian Fraser Kilmister (aka Lemmy):

A cop sees a kid in a seedy part of town and asks him what he’s doing there.
The kid says he is looking for a hooker.
The cop asks him how old he is.
The kid says he’s 9.
The cop asks what a 9 year old wants with a hooker.
The kid says he wants to get a disease.
The cop asks what kind of disease.
The kid says a sexually transmitted disease.
The cop asks why he wants a sexually transmitted disease.
The kid says, ‘Well when I sleep with my baby sitter she’ll get it. Then, when she sleeps with my father, he’ll get it. Then, when he sleeps with my mother, she’ll get it. And when she sleeps with the gardener, he’ll get it. And he’s the one I really want to piss off because he hacked up my frog in his lawn mower!’

Dawning of the Cool Guy

Friday, January 8th, 2010

La Parka (or LA Park)

JB Mauney

Fortune for a Friday

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Why do ‘As Seen On TV’ ads make improbable occurances seem like common situations?

Now, that’s entertainment!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Confusingous loves Piratita Morgan and he’s not afraid to admit it.