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And he wants you to love it to:
For those not in the know, this is the equivalent of Babe Ruth recognizing Melky Cabrera -
But it’s still amazing. Check out the excitable fan getting his tail kicked, literally:
Thanks for the memories.
Sorry for the late notice. However, if you consult Darren Daulton he may be able to get you there.
From Mr. Roderick George Toombs (aka Roddy Piper) -
A guy is talking to another guy and says ‘I’ve had three wives.’
The other guy says ‘Wow. What happened to them?’
The guy says ‘Well, the first two died of mushroom poisoning.’
The other guy says ‘That’s terrible. What happened to the third?’
The guy says ‘She died of severe head trauma.’
The other guy says ‘Jeez. What happened?’
The guy says ‘Well, she wouldn’t eat the poisoned mushrooms.’
And now, one from Mr. Ian Fraser Kilmister (aka Lemmy):
A cop sees a kid in a seedy part of town and asks him what he’s doing there.
The kid says he is looking for a hooker.
The cop asks him how old he is.
The kid says he’s 9.
The cop asks what a 9 year old wants with a hooker.
The kid says he wants to get a disease.
The cop asks what kind of disease.
The kid says a sexually transmitted disease.
The cop asks why he wants a sexually transmitted disease.
The kid says, ‘Well when I sleep with my baby sitter she’ll get it. Then, when she sleeps with my father, he’ll get it. Then, when he sleeps with my mother, she’ll get it. And when she sleeps with the gardener, he’ll get it. And he’s the one I really want to piss off because he hacked up my frog in his lawn mower!’
Confusingous loves Piratita Morgan and he’s not afraid to admit it.
Actually, don’t try it anywhere. Jeez.
Oh, and if you wondered what it looks like when Confusingous punts a football, it’s a pretty similar trajectory.
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For all you youngin’s, this is where it all began.