All bad things must come to an end.
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A cracked foundation cannot be filled with fluff (marshmallow or otherwise).
Taste what cannot be smelt.
Picture a world with no cameras.
Rabbits are trailblazers in all facets of hopping.
Can a cat become an old people lady?
Basketball has stolen way too much from geometry.
A flight of fancy should still have a licensed pilot.
A reunion is only as good as the extent of the open bar.
Be sure to count your chickens after they hatch. You don’t want to be short changed!
A sneeze is your nose saying hello.
It’s a worried man that does not worry about worrying.
Fat content in email is not spam.
What if pedal steel guitars were made of clouds?
Say it ain’t so so you don’t have to say it.
Do if you can, can’t if you don’t.
To be functional should not be a goal but a verb.
When giving directions, always use a square root.
Try and find three uses for a thimble.
If you come upon a fork in the road, pick it up and see if it’s clean.