Confusingous

Heat is the fire that heats you.

Pagan holidays are merely those that Hallmark has not made money on yet.

The answer is rarely the question.

Hark! There goes a pointless word.

If you are living on borrowed time, don’t forget to return it.

If you can’t stand it, sit it.

Money can be had, for a price, which is money, which can be had for a price …

Snoring is primal ‘talking in ones sleep.’

Cocoa is the poor mans chocolate.

Talking about it is always easier than faking it.

Dazz is neither disco or jazz.

The best toids are factoids.

Food poisoning is the voice of food.

Confusingous wishes you and yours a prosperous holiday.

Canned laughter is a must for bomb shelter supplies.

A sweet taste is bitter to the nose.

A mile walked is one less mile ran.

Knowing where you stand is important to your feet.

A new situation is most likely just an old one updated.

You know things have gone to hell when even ‘SciFi’ needs to be shortened.

According to wrestling, any rule can be broken as long as it’s less than three seconds.