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Statistic for a Friday

Friday, October 30th, 2009

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Set bodies to ‘poop yourself’!

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Important to know …

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Obeythepurebreed!

There were two missed calls.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Oh, there were two missed calls.

By the way, there were two missed calls.

There were two missed calls,
Tim McClelland

P.S. – For whatever reason, there were two missed calls.

From the “I’m Shocked” file!

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Shock reportedly moving to Tulsa

Associated Press

A Detroit Shock official says the WNBA team is moving to Tulsa, Okla.

The official spoke on the condition of anonymity to The Associated Press on Monday because he was not authorized to make the announcement.

Detroit made its debut in the league in 1998 and won titles in 2008, 2006 and 2003. The Shock lost last month to the Indiana Fever in the Eastern Conference finals after rallying to earn a playoff spot.

Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

From the ‘That is so amazingly amazing’ file -

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Thanks Rockhoppinnow!

This just in. Justin Tuck hates the Cowboys.

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Read about it here.

England wants a re-match!

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

It’s a good day to own a Camaro!

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

As if there was ever a bad day to own one. But, today is extra sweet because owning a Camaro gets you FREE PIZZA!

Too good to be true? Well check out this!

Ryan Howard can hit home runs.

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Doubt Confusingous, check this out.

Quote of the Night:

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Taken from the Mets broadcast of the Mets/Giants game (August 17, 2009):

Gary Cohen: And the Mets need to travel to Florida, Colorado and Chicago …
Keith Hernandez: And also Denver.
Gary Cohen: Uh. That’s Colorado.

Shane Victorino don’t take no guff!

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Shortly after being ejected from a game for arguing pitches from centerfield, Shane Victorino continues his banner week:

CHICAGO (AP)—Philadelphia Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino has filed a police report after getting showered with beer at Wrigley Field.

Chicago police say the report was filed Thursday. Police say they are investigating it as a “simple battery.”

Victorino was hit with a cup of beer thrown from the bleachers as he was catching a fly ball Wednesday night. The Phillies beat the Chicago Cubs 12-5.

The chairman of the Cubs apologized in person to Victorino on Thursday. Cubs manager Lou Piniella and general manager Jim Hendry also offered apologies.

Best Week Ever??

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

-Ben Gordon Week-
Ben Gordon spent three years at UConn, five with the Bulls and is about to start another phase of his NBA career with the Pistons.

Still, he remains committed to where he started — Mount Vernon, N.Y.

“Ben Gordon Week” begins today as Gordon joins thousands of families and children in Mount Vernon for events through Saturday. There is a bowling event featuring Gordon, Jim Calhoun, Alonzo Mourning, Patrick Ewing, Charlie Villanueva and Emeka Okafor on Friday night. The festivities include building a playground at the Mount Vernon YMCA tonight.

The Ben Gordon New Life Foundation is behind these charitable efforts. After helping UConn to its second national championship as a junior in 2004, Gordon was the third overall pick in the draft and won the NBA sixth man of the year award that season with the Bulls. He averaged 18.5 in five seasons with Chicago before signing with the Pistons this offseason. In Detroit, he’ll team with former UConn teammate Villanueva, formerly of the Bucks.

(Hartford Courant 8/13/2009)

Make sure your liquor cabinet lock is in working order …

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Because Theo Fleury is working towards an NHL comback!

Fortunes on a vacation

Friday, July 31st, 2009

There will be no new fortunes next week. Confusingous is on another one of his spiritual retreats.

Be sure to check out the archives if you get lonely.

Video of a former MVP taking a picture of Confusingous and Crew

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

What does it look like when a former MVP takes your picture?

Monday, July 27th, 2009

A little like this …

Courtesy Popo in My Crib

And the result:

Courtesy of Confusingous

A Message From Sebastian Bach

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Sebastian Bach has issued the following update:

“This is an update I wish I never had to write. I am on the lookout for band members in the Guitar and Bass positions in my band.

I HATE CHANGING BAND MEMBERS. If it was up to me, I would never change band members. It takes a long time to develop chemistry between band members & I have never taken that simple fact lightly. The reason ‘Angel Down’ came out so good is that we captured a band that had been playing together live on the road for a couple of years at least, even being on tour mere days before we started recording that album. Same goes for ‘Skid Row’ & ‘Slave To The Grind’ …. those albums came out great because we were together all the time , playing, rehearsing, writing, all the time , every day.. not because we wanted to. Because we needed to. Not because we were getting paid, because we weren’t. We played music for one simple reason: Playing music was (and is) our life.

Ask any musician and they’ll tell ya: one of the hardest thing about this ‘business’ is finding the ‘right’ band members. I can remember being in ‘Velvet Revolver’ for about 15 minutes or so (about 3 weeks actually) and the thing I loved about that experience (working with Duff McKagan especially) is that those guys had at least 30-40 songs on the demo CD Duff gave me & all of us had one goal in mind: creating some great music. That’s it. We rehearsed at Mates for 5 hours at a time. No one asked ‘How much am I getting paid to rehearse?’ Who’s paying my gas money to write this song?’ etc. The subject of money never came up. We rehearsed, wrote songs and hung out together because we loved playing more than anything else and are happier playing music than doing anything else.

Since then, the guys I have had in my band have seemed to have gone on their own separate ways. I was forced to turn down 5 shows this summer: Gods Of Metal , Sweden Rock, Metal Way in Spain and two shows in Quebec Canada with my heroes KISS. The unbelieveable reason I had to turn down these killer shows was simple: I could not get a hold of all my band members nor could I afford to financially pay my band to rehearse and do the shows. This situation can never happen again. I love the band on ‘Angel Down,’ but now that album is 3 years old. Despite my repeated emails, phone calls etc…we have not come up with a single new song in 3 years now. This situation can not go on.

I am looking for musicians who love to play and create new music . Who need to play music. Who live to play music. I cannot make a good album when I have to pay all the band members to rehearse. I simply cannot afford to pay a musician to sit down and write a song with me. I, myself, have never once been paid to rehearse, or write a song. I do it because I love it. I do not understand the mentality of some of the musicians I have worked with, who demand payment to rehearse, to get better, to sharpen their craft in order to destroy the whole world on big stages and in the studio. In my mind, a good musician, a true musician, LOVES to rehearse, plays all the time, because they want to get better. Not individually. As a BAND.

I am not saying I don’t want to ever play with the ‘Angel Down’ guys again. On the contrary, they all know I would love to get crackin’ on some new sounds with them right now. But they are all busy, or worse, I can’t get a hold of them. The official word from the guitar and bass player in my current band, through management, is ‘call us when there’s some gigs.’ What they don’t get is, my heart is not just into playing the old music right now, my heart is always in creating new music and putting out another CD. Then there will be tons of gigs.

So specificailly, what I am looking for is:

*Guitar and/or Bass Player in the New York City/New Jersey Area. Backround Vocals are a plus. We rehearse in New Jersey, so the closer the better. This doesn’t rule you out if you are from somewhere else, but with the amount of jamming I like to do, relocation may be neccessary.

*Someone who doesn’t need to get paid money to rehearse, write songs, appear in videos, or do promotion. Basically the way it works is if I get money, you get money. Sound fair?

*Valid passport is required.

*No criminal record.

*No drunks, heavy chain smokers, or druggies need apply. All band members must be completely sober at all gigs and rehearsals.

*Should have at least some ‘road experience.’ Again, this doesn’t rule you out if you are Dimebag Darrell or Randy Rhoads at the age of 17 (or any age for that matter), or the unknown ‘Adam Lambert’ of Lead Guitar. But, honestly the chances of me taking someone around the world for the first time are extremely slim. I had one band member that smoked cigarettes so much that he threatened passengers in an airport in Germany because he couldn’t ‘go have a smoke.’ Goodbye!

*Drummers Need Not Apply. I am very fortunate to have the best drummer in rock, Bobby Jarzombek, here in this band to stay. When we were offered the 5 shows this summer, Bobby replied with an enthusiastic ‘Yes, let’s rock,’ within minutes. That’s what I’m talkin’ about! There are also two drummers locally that we can rock with. If every band member was as pro as Bobby, it would be the best band ever. He is the standard, as anyone who jams with him knows.

* Internet tryouts are preferred. If you have a myspace page with songs, pix, videos etc, that is perfect . Email links to ‘Bach Band’ at: sebastianbachangeldown@yahoo.com . Or you can mail a promo package with CD & or DVD to:

Bach Band
PO Box 215
Lincroft NJ
07738 USA
Packages will not be returned.

*Don’t try to impress me with playing old Skid Row songs. That is the easy part. It just ain’t about ‘what happened in 1991′ anymore. My intention is always to create new music that is better than anything I have ever put out. That will take every ounce of time, passion, commitment, heart, balls and fury we got. If you think you can write a better song than ‘18 & Life,’ ‘I Remember You,’ ‘Youth Gone Wild,’ ‘American Metalhead,’ ‘Monkey Business,’ or ‘Stuck Inside,’ I wanna meet you. I’m sure the writers of all of those songs can write even better songs than those. But, they do not ever show any new music to me, or write any new music with me. Truth is , I am bored as f**k right now. Does anyone want to rock?

Bring it.

Sebastian Bach

Red Bull Arena Progress

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Courtesy of the Daily Harrison

A Panda Birthday Party!

Friday, July 10th, 2009

See it here.