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Thursday, February 18th, 2010

If you notice, Confusingous has delivered his 300th Fortune today.
And, with that, the fortune cookie machine has been turned off.

That’s right, no more fortunes.
Now, you can still come to to get his insight on various subjects, much like he always has. But the daily fortune is no more.

Be on the lookout for the annotated collection of fortunes, which Confusingous is working on now with both Hex Lubinger and Howard Lubinger. More to come on that!

Fortunes on Hiatus

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

They’ll see you Tuesday.

Important Jesus News -

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Confusingous just learned that Jesus just left Chicago and headed down to New Orleans. We wish him the best.

Fortunes on Hiatus -

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Confusingous will be out on another one of his searches for wisdom within the American South. His first one introduced him to the concept of gravy for breakfast. Who knows what countless wonders he will return with this time??

So, if you are in need of fortunes, be sure to check out the archives!

Future Fortunes …

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

For those who religiously read Confusingous, you know that our Resident Seer is leaving for a trip in search of knowledge in Detroit, Michigan. Thus, he will not be delivering fortunes for a few days.

Please do not walk around aimlessly until then. If need be, you can check out the Fortunes Archive here.

In need of a Confusingous Message Board??

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

The Seer has got you covered!

Click Here or on the link on either the top or the bottom of the page!

Great place to discuss all things Confusingous and more!

2009 IIHF World Junior Ice Hockey Championships

Monday, December 29th, 2008

The tournament is in Ottawa this year and has been flying out of the gate. Team Canada definetly seems the team to beat this year posting two early big wins. But don’t count out Team USA, who held on last night to beat a very good Czech team.

The games are being shown on the NHL Network. Check out the schedule here!

2009 NHL Winter Classic

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Wrigley Field is just about ready to go! They are expecting flurries and cold temperatures so the game between the Chicago Blackhawks and Detroit Red Wings should be visably stunning. Hopefully game play will match last years epic game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Buffalo Sabres.

Get up to the minute information and news here.

Get the official gear here.

A Message from Our Sponsor -

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

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Thursday, October 30th, 2008

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Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

For those looking for the original, you can find it at here. All the Hex news and archives are still good to go!